Lester
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If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
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thelast007
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If you laugh at me becasue I'm different, I laugh at you becasue you're all the same.
Don't know who said it. |
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Lester
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| Marilyn Manson? |
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little lai
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| thelast007 wrote: | If you laugh at me becasue I'm different, I laugh at you becasue you're all the same.
Don't know who said it. |
ohh that is a good one! |
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little lai
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| Lester wrote: | If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
- Dennis Miller |
i hope that virtual reality doesn't render my line of work useless! |
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exton
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| little lai wrote: | | Lester wrote: | If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
- Dennis Miller |
i hope that virtual reality doesn't render my line of work useless! |
You're a prostitute?
(Or drug dealer?) |
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Xerxes
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| exton wrote: | | little lai wrote: | | Lester wrote: | If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
- Dennis Miller |
i hope that virtual reality doesn't render my line of work useless! |
You're a prostitute?
(Or drug dealer?) |
A cyber-mime? |
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Lester
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| exton wrote: | | little lai wrote: | | Lester wrote: | If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
- Dennis Miller |
i hope that virtual reality doesn't render my line of work useless! |
You're a prostitute?
(Or drug dealer?) |
Regular actors would lose work too.
Camera men most likely.
Probably other people, but not just prostitutes and drug dealers. |
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Lester
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Clothes make a man, naked people have little influence on society.
-Mark Twain |
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little lai
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| Xerxes wrote: | | exton wrote: | | little lai wrote: | | Lester wrote: | If some unemployed punk in Trenton, New Jersey, lying on a sofa with a bong, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
- Dennis Miller |
i hope that virtual reality doesn't render my line of work useless! |
You're a prostitute?
(Or drug dealer?) |
A cyber-mime? |
lol  |
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Lester
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--
"I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't - till I tell you.
I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"
"But glory doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument,'" Alice objected.
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means
just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many
different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."
- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass |
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Refused
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"When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government feels the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson
"The constitution is just a God damn piece of paper!" - George W. Bush
"College hates geniuses just as convents hate saints." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There will never be a really free and enlightened State until the senate comes to recognize the individual as a higher and independent power, from which all it's power and authority are derived, and teat him accordingly." - Henry David Thoreau
The rest of my favorite quotes comes from mostly the same people, a few musicians, but mostly George Carlin. |
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JesusLopezViejo
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| "Science has been charged with undermining morality" - Albert Einstein |
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Lester
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| If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers. |
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exton
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"Quite frankly, the standards of personal hygiene practiced by many members of this community are simply unacceptable."
-Linus Torvalds, on the linux community
"I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence." |
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