JesusLopezViejo
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 Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: Basement flooded...damn global warming... |
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Actually, I wish I could blame the basement flooding on global warming...if it was only that easy.
In actuality, it floods due to the crappy quality of sump pump that is installed.
So it is 3:30 AM and I have to take 20 minute breaks to go wet-vacuum my entire basement 
No sleep till Brooklyn.
Alls well that ends well. |
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Lester
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| Eeek. |
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Xerxes
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: Re: Basement flooded...damn global warming... |
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| JesusLopezViejo wrote: | Actually, I wish I could blame the basement flooding on global warming...if it was only that easy.
In actuality, it floods due to the crappy quality of sump pump that is installed.
So it is 3:30 AM and I have to take 20 minute breaks to go wet-vacuum my entire basement
No sleep till Brooklyn.
Alls well that ends well. |
If you were to ask Pat Robertson, he would blame the flood on the decadence here in America. God flooded your basement because there is a such thing as homosexuals....LoL  |
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Lester
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:49 am Post subject: |
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| That joke was made on studio 60 almost! |
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Xerxes
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| Lester wrote: | | That joke was made on studio 60 almost! |
I do hope that you survive the flood, though, Jesus. |
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Lester
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| He can walk right over the water. |
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Xerxes
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Lester wrote: | | He can walk right over the water. |
....Or, even better, turn the water to wine.
Party at Jesus' place! |
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JLV
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: | | Lester wrote: | | He can walk right over the water. |
....Or, even better, turn the water to wine.
Party at Jesus' place! |
I don't know if you want me to create this Jersey water into wine...it may kill ya |
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Xerxes
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:33 am Post subject: |
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| mmmmmmmm.....Dupont Chardonnay, sounds tasty! |
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Lester
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: |
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| Thats one question I always had, why did they feel it especially neccesary to reveal to their readers that he turned it into *good* wine?? |
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JesusLopezViejo
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Lester wrote: | | Thats one question I always had, why did they feel it especially neccesary to reveal to their readers that he turned it into *good* wine?? |
No one would believe the story if jesus created shitty wine...i mean...its jesus! |
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Lester
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:09 am Post subject: |
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| He was known as a lover of the drink. |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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global warming contributed to one of the coldest aprils on record.
LMAO jajajajjaja |
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